Cousin Ric Sums Up Life in Australia

My Travel Plans for 2015…
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Ca-hoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots’ with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my chil-dren, friends, family and work. I would like to go to Con-clusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older. One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART!
You can do your bit by remembering to send this message to at least one unstable person. My job is done! Life is too short for negative drama and petty things.
So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!
This is from one unstable person to another.
I hope everyone is happy in your head – we’re all doing pretty well in mine!