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Psychiatry and Proctology Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology”. The town’s fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it to “Hysterias and Posteriors”. This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to “Schizoids…

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shovelling the walk before it stops  snowing. The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear…